997:

everyday is Tuesday for me
  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via princessofheck)